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Foxy_Grampa
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a1 steaksauce on bread. :shock: [color=green]BARFF[/color]

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Patrick_Clapham
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Hmmmm..... Apples and Mayo.

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Paste. mmrrfff

D'oh!

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Village Pizza'a "taco pizza". Lettuce was never meant to be cooked like that, if at all.

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All of those things sound delicious compared to some various traditional Japanese foods.

If you are in a place that serves sushi, never order sea urchin. It is disgusting both in texture and flavor. Think runny snot.

If any evil Japanese person offers you Natto, refuse immediately. The taste is pretty bad, it reminds me of skunky beer. The consistency is very similar to spiderwebs that will not break. It is made by fermenting tofu, a product which is already fermented. This is a traditional breakfast food, that might also occasionally appear at dinner.

I would also recommend not trying to make due with whatever you happen to have in the house when you are out of all primary ingredients. No matter how many condiments / flavorings you mix together you'll never end up with something good.

"This is where apple pie goes when it dies."

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[quote="Griff"]I would also recommend not trying to make due with whatever you happen to have in the house when you are out of all primary ingredients. No matter how many condiments / flavorings you mix together you'll never end up with something good.[/quote]

That some kind of jab at the Barbeque sauce sandwich I made a few weeks ago on the remaining hamburger bun we had at the time?

Foxy_Grampa
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lol.

when you dont have enough lemonade mix to make a drink so you mix in iced tea mix that has been in you cabnet for 3 years. :shock:

edit: laugh out loud is an explicative?

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To say something is foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of fools

P.S. do not feed the AMISH!ha what u talking about charlie?

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ya dang right it is!!!!!! I think it's time someone puts up that internet comic on the dangers of lol again.

BIZZAP FOOL!

Foxy_Grampa
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i treid soemthing yesterday... it was nasty, i drank a coke after brushing my teeth

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so therfore
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~Foxy Grampa

To say something is foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of fools

P.S. do not feed the AMISH!ha what u talking about charlie?

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probably tasted like that time you had a sour candy after brushing with mint toothpaste in the 8th grade

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anything after brushing with licorish toothpaste
soggy oat bran

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[quote="Boston"]ya dang right it is!!!!!! I think it's time someone puts up that internet comic on the dangers of *explicative deleted* again.[/quote]

what are you talking about? Please post said comic

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I believe that the "taste of defeat" is the most sour of them all. Not that i've experienced it much. :D

I like rats. lots of rats. lots of hungry rats. aka lots of skaven

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Junior Mint Meatloaf.

Cockroach Lasagna

Rice Pudding with fresh toenail shavings (the yellowy ones)

Lightly roasted Llama tongue with cloves glazed with a Tidy Bowl reduction.

Fish head Tacos

A sandwich with a 3" layer of mayonaise. Just mayonaise.

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Brains are good. :P

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dont eat charlie! BLECH! gross, almost as bad as a seth on pumpernicle sandwhich. :P

Nobody is perfect
and i am nobody
so therfore
i am perfect
~Foxy Grampa

To say something is foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of fools

P.S. do not feed the AMISH!ha what u talking about charlie?

Dez
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[quote="Patrick_Clapham"]Brains are good. :P[/quote]

Brains for dinner
Brains for lunch
Brains for breakfast
Brains for lunch
Brains at every single meal
Why can't we have some guts?
Oi! Oi! Oi!
Brains are all we ever get
In this rotten *sumfin* place
Oi! Oi! Oi!
Brains are all we ever get
Why can't we have a change of pace?

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I had some day of the dead Brain leftovers not too long ago, it was pretty tasty. Even better my brother threw up after trying his first bite. :lol:

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when my unle was alive (mind u he lived in Wyonming) would eat eyeball soup... like deer and elk and bear eyeballs. Thought has always made me feel sick to my stomache.

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